Feb 2, 2009

Valentine's Dirty Jokes

Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!