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Feb 25, 2009
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Feb 9, 2009
Funny Valentines Day Cartoons
1:09 PM
Izzy Dizzy
I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventually decided to take out the librarian instead of the books. After a year and a half of dating, he showed up at the library and started rummaging through my desk. I asked what he was looking for, but he didn't answer. Finally he unearthed one of the rubber stamps I used to identify reference books. "Since I couldn't find the right engagement ring," he said, "this will have to do," and he firmly stamped my hand. Across my knuckles, in capital letters, it read "NOT FOR CIRCULATION."My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating...
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Feb 3, 2009
Salary Increase in Easy Steps
9:18 AM
Izzy Dizzy
A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh."...
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Feb 2, 2009
Funny Marriage Jokes
11:19 AM
Izzy Dizzy
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.My wife told me I should be more affectionate.So I got two girlfriends.A husband said to his wife,"No, I...
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Valentine's Dirty Jokes
11:03 AM
Izzy Dizzy
Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sist...
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