My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’I said, ‘Dust.’And then the fight started…******************************************My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”“No,” she answered.I then said, “Is that your final answer?”She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ”Yes.”So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”And then the fight started….******************************************Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back...