Thoughs to Ponder

Why do we press harderon a remote control when weknow the batteries are flat?Why do banks charge a feeon "insufficient funds" when theyknow there is not enough?Why does someone believeyou when you say there are fourbillion stars, but checkwhen you say the paint is wet?Why doesn't glue stickto the bottle?Why do they use sterilisedneedles for death by lethalinjection?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stopbullets with his chest,but ducks when you throwa revolver at him?Why do Kamikaze pilotswear helmets?Whose idea was it to putan "S" in the word "lisp"?What is the speed of darkness?If you send someone 'Styrofoam'how do you pack it?If...

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