Thoughs to Ponder

Why do we press harder
on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee
on "insufficient funds" when they
know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe
you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick
to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised
needles for death by lethal
injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop
bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots
wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put
an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam'
how do you pack it?


If the temperature is zero
outside today and it's going
to be twice as cold tomorrow
how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes
why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are
here to help others
what are the others doing here?

Do married people live
longer than single ones
or does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split
personality threatens to commit suicide,
is it a hostage situation?

Can you cry under water?

What level of importance
must a person have ,
before they are considered
asassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees
then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on
the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea
to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?

Why is it that people say they
"slept like a baby" when babies
wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court
is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip
leave the room or close the
cubicle curtain while you change?
They're still going
to see you naked anyway.

If you aimed to fail, but you suceeded,
are you a failure or not?

Who's bright idea was it
to make the word "Dyslexic" so
difficult to spell ?

What happens if you
get scared half to death twice?

Why is what doctors do called practice?

Why is the entrance to an airport called terminal?

Why is the word dictionary found in the dictionary?

If you get olive oil from squeezing olives
and peanut oil from crushing peanuts
how do you get baby oil?

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